Last week the 10 Things Jesus Never Said…post received a pretty good response. So here’s another one.

10 Things Jesus Never Said To God The Father…

#10.  I think Joseph knows I don’t look like him.

#9.  Remind me again, why we didn’t send the Holy Spirit first.

#8.  I feel like I am talking to myself…

#7.  FOR THE LOVE OF…, oh never mind!

#6.  You’ve seen what happens on a cross…, right ?

#5.  The food here stinks!!

#4.  You are REALLY old!

#3.  This would be a lot easier if you weren’t invisiable…

#2.  I’m starting to think those Pharisees don’t really like me.

#1.  I could really go for some bacon…